She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize
