Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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