Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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