My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Randomize
