Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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