you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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