i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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