i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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