Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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