You can't motorboat a personality
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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