I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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