I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
