Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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