We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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