There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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