I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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