More tranny stories later!
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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