I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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