worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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