I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
last night I used snow as a chaser
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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