HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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