White coat. Heels.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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