erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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