Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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