That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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