You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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