yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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