I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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