I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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