So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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