I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
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