that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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