STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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