wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
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