Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
try to milk me bitch
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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