That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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