Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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