this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
The Olympian is in my bed
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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