i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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