Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
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