i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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