did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
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