Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
4 words: hood of his car
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
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