Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Randomize
