Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
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