i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
3 2 1 whiskey
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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