who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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