North Korea, Best Korea!
what if I'm pregnant?
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i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
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