who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
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