Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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