So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
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