You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
Randomize
