i don't like sucking hair
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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