the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
our cab driver is having phone sex.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
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